Saturday, July 7, 2012

More Names For The Cats

The Double Headed Heart Shaped Kitty Monster
Once again, the post-it is full. Specifically I am referring to the post-it that I hang on the fridge, next to the grocery list, the one that I write down the ridiculous names I call my cats. That means it's time to type it up and post it on my blog. In case you're new to this, the deal is that I have 2 kitties. Tamago is the male, and he's quite a fat slob chunky charlie. His sister Oshinko is smaller and slimmer. Both are black cats, and both are my little lovers who cuddle with me and steal my heart. They probably don't know their names since I rarely call them the same name twice. See if you can tell which names are for Tamago and which names are for Oshinko, and which are names for both of them as a unit.

Obese-Wan Kenobi
King Mushenkamen
Portly Gentleman
Paws to Reflect
Turkey Lurky
Night Beast
Blub Chub
Blub Hub
Turkey & Turkey Incorporated
Fat Caliper Claw
Fat Walrus
Oh This Isn't the Grocery List?


  1. Paws to Reflect nearly got a spit take out of me. Also, in what context did you refer to them as "Turkey & Turkey Incorporated"?

    1. I have no idea where the Turkey and Turkey Incorporated came from. I think maybe I was blending the turkey lurkey thing with how I also make up names for them that are kind of business partner-y. Sometimes I call them Cute and Cute Incorporated.